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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Comedies with Zero Laughs Day 1: The Adventures of Pluto Nash


This movie is the equivalent to a sit-down dinner at Wendy's. Its sad and its quiet and somehow you feel worse when its over. 


The only thing sadder than when this movie aims for comedy is its sorry attempts at action sequences. 


Pluto Nash apparently cost over $80 million. Unless Eddie Murphy got paid 75 of that  I challenge you to tell me where the money went cause the sets and effects are at a high school play level.




Closest laugh:


(Someone breaks a WOODEN stool.)


Pluto Nash: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get wood on the moon? 


Seriously. That's what we're working with. 


Also Alec Baldwin has half a scene. I wanted to laugh. I genuinely did. 


Directed by Ron Underwood. Director of City Slickers AND Tremors!

 How could you Ron? 


Fuck Pluto Nash. 


(although props for having an 80 million dollar movie where randy quaid is the second biggest guy on your poster)

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